British Soil Saga Continues...

Wow...have I really not written anything since Australia?! Well, as a bored and desperate housewife, I'll be sure to write more now!
Quick update, got back from the sunnier climates of Oz about 4 weeks ago. Spent the first week catching up with family, then the second week looking for work. And the third. And in fact the fourth. Had an interview for an office junior job which I was over qualified for, other than that, I've just been firing application packs and CVs out into the big wide world, and overdosing on Jeremy Kyle.
So, as of today, things are pretty the same. Caught Jeremy Kyle of course. Best way to start a day! Headed back to Shoreline today to hand in an application and show off the wedding album :) Walked back to town, and saved £45 on a pair of gorgeous shoes which I didnt buy (they were in the sale too...*sigh*), and decided to make do with a chocolate truffle cake and cuppa! Some time to myself without thinking about jobs was definitely needed! I received a phone call about a job interview for tomorrow, but she said she'd call back (that was 6hrs ago), plus when I called the interview venue, they had no record of the company. Also strange, I have no record of applying for the job! Very odd all round, but just my luck. On a brighter note, I discovered some benefits to being dole scum (well as of tomorrow hopefully!) It seems I do courses at the college for free.....any ideas anyone?!?! I have a booklet to sift through and see what my options are tomorrow.
I have been so stressed out the last few weeks, letting everything get on top of me. I'm worrying about having no job or more accurately no money, but that will work out in time I'm sure. On another note, I have put on 2lbs since being back on British soil, which I was really happy about, but I've since discovered it doesnt matter! For those that dont know my reasons for weight gain, or can't remember, you can ask me about it. However, I would like stipulate that although I will no longer be partaking in any weight gain diet (even though I usually just cheated and lied anyway!), this by no means will result in me giving up my daily/bi-daily Wispa bars or nightly supper of coco pops.

Thank you and Goodnight...